youloveoldgregg started following you
Who the hell’re you?
No, scratch that. What the hell’re you?
Dunno. Mama used t’say I was a l’il miracle. Guess I’m a merman or somethin’. Who’re you, pretty?
I uh…name’s Dean. You don’t happen to be some freakshow who eats human flesh ‘n’ bones for lunch, do ya?
Dean. Ya got eyes like Black Lake durin’ the daytimes. Only green. And sparkly like David Bowie’s blood. Old Gregg don’t eat people, no sir. Just Baileys and an apple crumble sometimes.
Are you…
Creepy flirtin’ with me?
Oh, man. I love me some apple crumble, though.
Naw, sir, Old Gregg’s a married fish already. Got me a husband. Old Gregg still likes lookin’ at prettiness.
I make the best apple crumble, teacher said so when I did home economics.
Who the hell’re you?
No, scratch that. What the hell’re you?
Dunno. Mama used t’say I was a l’il miracle. Guess I’m a merman or somethin’. Who’re you, pretty?
I uh…name’s Dean. You don’t happen to be some freakshow who eats human flesh ‘n’ bones for lunch, do ya?
Dean. Ya got eyes like Black Lake durin’ the daytimes. Only green. And sparkly like David Bowie’s blood. Old Gregg don’t eat people, no sir. Just Baileys and an apple crumble sometimes.
I found this on Deviant art.
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/080/3/6/Old_Greg_in_Twilight_by_x_Quixotic_x.jpg
^there’s the Link :’)
